Irie

The best advice I have ever received in my life was to
"wear sunscreen"


How to treat others… “Know the Cleaning Lady”

During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions, until I read the last one: “What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?”

Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade.

“Absolutely,” said the professor. “In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say “hello.”

I’ve never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy.

Do it.

Pictures from the first couple of home games. zona zoooo

In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm! Woody Allen
why not

why not

Time to suck the day’s dick!

Dale Denton, Pineapple Express

It’s the start of a new school year.  Let’s do this.

I say 35… hah.

I say 35… hah.

Rough.

Rough.

“I wanna glide down Mulholland
I wanna write her name in the sky
I wanna free fall out into nothin’
Oh, I’m gonna leave this world for a while”

-John Mayer, Free Fallin’ Live

The mind can make a heaven out of hell and a hell out of heaven. John Milton